What I Found Out But Isn't So True.

 The smallest toy shop in the world is the place to be!Here are some demonstrations of the things it sells:

The Guitar:
The smallest guitar in the world can fit in between your teeth!It is the best thing for you to get...if you can find it!
                  The very small print:To activate it you need a microscope,and,oh,it is about a million times smaller than you finger so,unless you can shrink,                      you cannot activate it.
Costs a snip at:10,000 of whatever money you use!(All goods cost the same price)

The Abacus:
An abacus for kids who are too lazy to do their math homework!It's the size of the 'ball' part of a  ballpoint pen so teacher's won't notice it at all!
                                            The small print:Let's hope the teacher doesn't notice the big electron microscope you use to see and activate it!



The-
"Hello?What!But..........Okay I know but can you call later I'm making an ad here and.................okay okay!Bye."

Sorry guys we have to close the shop down because they say we got to.Bye!