Saturday, November 23, 2013

What I Found Out But Isn't So True.

 The smallest toy shop in the world is the place to be!Here are some demonstrations of the things it sells:

The Guitar:
The smallest guitar in the world can fit in between your teeth!It is the best thing for you to get...if you can find it!
                  The very small print:To activate it you need a microscope,and,oh,it is about a million times smaller than you finger so,unless you can shrink,                      you cannot activate it.
Costs a snip at:10,000 of whatever money you use!(All goods cost the same price)

The Abacus:
An abacus for kids who are too lazy to do their math homework!It's the size of the 'ball' part of a  ballpoint pen so teacher's won't notice it at all!
                                            The small print:Let's hope the teacher doesn't notice the big electron microscope you use to see and activate it!



The-
"Hello?What!But..........Okay I know but can you call later I'm making an ad here and.................okay okay!Bye."

Sorry guys we have to close the shop down because they say we got to.Bye!

Saturday, August 10, 2013

I'm Back!

Heeelllo,Everybody!!!!
I know I have not blogged in a long time.......And I'm REALLY sorry about that.
But let's let by-gone's be by-gone's, besides,just you wait 'till I tell you of all the fun facts I've read/heard about!

                           "Hey!I'm faster!"

 Every time you cut your nails you see that the nail in the middle has more 'nail' to cut.Why?Because it grows the fastest!(The thumb nail grows the slowest.)

        

                 The power of Jesus Christ

One day a man walks into a store and says to the cashier that he wants all the money that she has,or else.The woman grabs a stick and says,"In the name of the Lord God Jesus Christ,LEAVE!........and he left.When I heard of that all I could say was:"Wow"

Well,that's all for today!
See you tommrow!